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| Tips for Computer Users **> Never let a computer see you hurry <** "If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." "Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window." "The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec." "Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." "The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door." "The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway." "If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?" "There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works." "f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng." |
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| Windows XP in Hindi Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of... Khidkiyan XP: Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save as Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help Dhoondo = Find Firse Dhoondo = Find Again Hilao = Move Daak = Mail Daakiya = Mailer Paas se dhekho = Zoom Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out Kholo = Open Bandh Karo = Close Naya = New Khatara = Old Badli Karo = Replace Bhaago = Run Chhaapo = Print Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview Kaapi = Copy Kaato = Cut Kato = Stupid Houseguest Chipkao = Paste Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special Goli Maaro = Delete Nazaara = View Hathiyaar = Tools Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit Ped = Tree Thooso = Compress Chooha = mouse Tik-Tik Karo = Click Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar Cheers ! |
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